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July 30, 2010

Flash Fiction Draft: Bird Dream, or The Inherent Value of Emu Eggs

Emu Eggs

Emu Eggs. Egg of Emu. Eggs Containing Emus.

The problem doesn’t so much as start in Portland as it does in Southern California, about eleven hundred miles away. I don’t realize it at the time, but my girlfriend and I are breaking up. One day we are together, a couple. Then suddenly, we are not.

It is early morning, and things are being done around the house. What at first appears to be simple cleaning, chores and the like, suddenly turns into all-out house moving. I don’t recognize the apartment as my own as such, but can tell that I live there with my girlfriend. Or at least yesterday, I did.

When her ex-boyfriend appears, there is also an abundance of cats. After my cup of coffee that morning, I head to the bathroom, where there is a short line of new cats, waiting patiently for their time under the hood in the litter box. This only strikes me as strange for a moment. I am in there on other urgent business.

It dawns on me in an emotion-less way that i am moving out, and my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend of old has moved back in to her life, and our former apartment. But we’re all friends, so this is more like a television show version of the same events than anything real, which is to say, painful but also remote. (more…)

July 29, 2010

Freelance Writing Around the Web by Matty Byloos

old typewriterThis is an ever-expanding list of all the things I have written, and will continue to write, around the web.

They are linked here, can be read through those links, and will be categorized under headings of the sites where the articles are located.

The Nervous Breakdown
Where Centaurs Find Themselves in the Whole Love Deal. 7/27/10

We Who Are About to Die
Writing Prompt, or Bob Dylan meets Jasper Johns. 8/23/10
What is wrong with poetry readings these days? 8/9/10
Billy Idol called; he wants to know if you both see and feel his sex attack. 7/29/10
For we who are about to love our mother friggin pillow pets. 7/19/10
Dinner party thoughts inspired by Matthew Simmons, A Jello Horse. 7/16/10
Getting to know: WTF podcast with Marc Maron. 7/15/10
Spotlight on open books, Long Beach. 7/9/10
I am smirking out loud. (Exquisite Corpse curated by D.W. Lichtenberg) 5/20/2010
Die Antwoord: Not only the answer, but perhaps also, an important question. (4/16/10)

Man Jr.
Top 5 Rock Documentaries and Movies, Maybe. 8/5/10
MMA Highlights From Recent Years Past. 7/28/10
Top 5 Clutch New York Yankees of the Modern Era. 7/23/10
World Cup Stadiums Go Green. 6/16/10
Or visit the Matty Byloos on MANJR Author Page.

The Fanzine
Film Review: Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. 11/20/09
Matty Byloos Author Page on The Fanzine.

Easy Ways to Go Green
This site features regularly updated content on all things eco-related. Published, edited and mostly written by me, unless otherwise noted in individual posts. Easy Ways to Go Green.

House Mod
I took over as Head Writer of House Mod in July of 2010. Much of the blog writing on the site from that point forward is by me.

Adventure Worthy
Freelance writing on Hotels, Travel and Dining around the world.
Author page with all articles here: Matty Byloos on Adventure Worthy.

July 28, 2010

Tackling Centaurs in First Post at The Nervous Breakdown

Late breaking news: yesterday, my first post went up over at The Nervous Breakdown. It’s all about crossing boundaries.

Byloos: The Nervous Breakdown Debut

Byloos: The Nervous Breakdown Debut

You’ll find the whole thing here: Where Centaurs Find Themselves in the Whole Love Deal. Obviously, it’s been categorized in the Health & Lifestyle section of the site, exactly where it most appropriately belongs. Some things covered? Mad Men. Clean Laundry. Domestic Assistance. Multiple Limbs. Fences in Meadows. Multiple genitals. Do I really need to sell this piece any harder? Ok. One more: Roger Daltrey. There. Now go and read.

July 26, 2010

Pilot Books Seattle Reading Photos

JULY 17, 2010 Photos From Saturday Reading With Special Guests, at PILOT Books, Seattle
Thanks to the small but attentive gathering at the very lovely bookstore in Seattle, Pilot, and to Summer for making this happen. Matthew was awesome, Carrie was awesome, it was a great night for sure. Excepting the fact that we got pulled over twice for expired tags, that is. Here are a few pictures, some by M. Simmons (the 2 interesting ones), some by me (the crappy ones).

Matty Byloos reading at Seattle Pilot Books

Me reading at Seattle Pilot Books

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July 3, 2010

PLOP! Performance Series: Seattle Reading Information

Matty Byloos Reading at PLOP!, Seattle, WA
This one just got added to the calendar for the fall of 2010 — another great reading booked for Seattle, Washington. This time, host Josie Davis was awesome enough to accept my submission to the series, and we planned out a time slot for October of this year. Whoopie!

Plop Logo

Plop Reading and Performance Series, Seattle

According to Josie and the history section of the Plop site, “PLOP! is an all new performance series produced and curated by Seattle artist Josie Davis. Performances happen 3rd Saturdays of each month, so be sure to mark your calendar! PLOP! Invites select literary and music artists from across the Northwest to perform their work in an intimate house setting for a unique, wide eyed audience. Want to PLOP!? Bring your pillow to Beacon Hill.”

I am totally looking forward to this. If everything works out alright, I can get Josh Atlas to make a trip up to the Pacific Northwest and maybe by that time, we’ll have a brand new video ready to go along with the reading.

That being said, if anyone up there has a gigantic television screen that we can use, or a video projector that we can hook a Mac up to, along with a projection screen, let me know so we can try to work out some details here. Probably won’t work out, but just in case… I thought I ought to throw that out to the ether.

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